Wintertime

In a recent scientific study on complex weather patterns, experts have come to some groundbreaking conclusions about Moscow's enthalpy in what experts are calling "quite chilly," or alternatively, "pretty cold."

Scientists are confused as to the source of the sudden drops in temperature, but most assert that Tāwhirimātea, the Maori god of weather, has again unleashed his mighty and unholy wind on the earth. This theory seems to be most correct since it fits the majority of given data. However, experts are still baffled as to why he has chosen to shift his anger on Moscow. This is likely due to a local student named Helen, who reports say "just gets on my (the weather god's) nerves." Apparently, Muscovites are in for a long battle with the almost juvenile judgement of Tāwhirimātea.